Gamble to eat

( obtuse)

Merchant is steady with Wang Jin Bao is the fellow villager that at the same time joins the army on January 1,1971 simultaneously comrade-in-arms. It is sincere that this two Shaanxi elder brothers get along have approximation just is good. What is consistent is that they love to wrangle to bet; What have discrepancy slightly is that though, two persons like to eat , and it is sweet that Wang Jin Bao likes to eat sour, merchant steady love to eat. So, have got the following interesting conversation of " import ".

The own job of merchant and Wang Er Ren is aerial mechanism Yuan. A accidental opportunity, army lead arranges this two clown brothers to at the same time go to kitchen, help in the kitchen for one week. This may enter Mi Cang Li like mouse, in kitchen, it is sweet and sour to have everything , is waiting for H ( sound: Liking eat ) great master has displayed talent each.

The rule of machine affir squadron cooking class is before, formally serve a meal half hour, all cook includes help in the kitchen should solve own belly in advance. Wang Jin Bao is what using this opportunity First come, first served, regardless of the meal of everyone , always takes off a Jin of vermicelli by oneself for self, till noodles, thoroughlying cook to pack basin go surface afterwards again, ladle out a Jin of mature vinegar in basin, it is then beautiful to benefit from self-satisfiedly. In continuous two days, Wang Jin Bao is so and such , merchant sees steadily in the mind on vision and idea. 3th day in the morning, it is unprepared that merchant takes advantage of person steadily, have poured vinegar earthen jar and the earthen jar of soy sauce quietly seat, and specially write " vinegar" the platform cover of the conspicuous big word of soy sauce has made the arrangement that Zhang Guan Li puts on. Wang Jin Bao in which know , a Jin of soy sauce enters surface basin afterwards, just eat a Jia Ran pause.

" how to swallow do not go down? !" merchant sees Wang-Jin-Bao-Zhong steadily to recruit the proud a face that gets is magnificent: " I dare bet! You are wrong , regard soy sauce as vinegar , may this Jin noodles can get punishment if having wasted you, see you Za manage! "

" who and who say that that is soy sauce! " the time

" bet to bet! " merchant the bamboo

Happen Hu merchant stabilizes unexpected is , a big eye stares little eye afterwards, Wang Jin Bao eliminates that a basin bubble surface of soy sauce unexpectedly completely thoroughly, is clean. Return to dormitory, Wang Jin Bao swings military uniform , working clothes each a set of total 4, is insufferably arrogant to say: " take to wash! "

Merchant stabilizes can not hard top can only

Merchant stabilizes first will washing powder and soap the head of the bed that is put in storage into self cupboard, then, have put wash under Water tap for elephant to rush half trunk is half and wet , even rubing the movement rubed have no to do air carelessly to sun to go out.

" your person how to lose to act shamelessly? "

" who has acted shamelessly? What we gamble is that the person that loses washes clothing, have not again gambled wash clothing is clean! " merchant stabilizes is calmly calm: " moreover , washing powder and soap are saved rely on skill by me, this 'Jie Yue Gui Ji' how to bet about violating principle? "

Have eaten Wang Jin Bao of mute

Merchant stabilizes in kitchen to work, have not been lazy , is he works for duration from time to time meeting habit land a spoon that from sugar jar ladle out white sugar sends to mouth, and its frequency is still not low. Saltcellar style and the sugar jar on top of the kitchen range are identical , and Chen Fang Zhuo of parallel connection, king is to withdraw sugar jar into precious trick , when the location of original sugar jar puts again a saltcellar packed fully. Merchant steady old eats to do always to spoil , operates rely on empiricism, one has not been careful , a spoon salt has entered mouth.

" the mouse that steals sugar to

" who says that that is

" is sugar if being not salt, you eat!

" eat to eat! How to bet you

" who has exported to who in kitchen 10 swabs wash clean

Have to say , merchant does not be willing steadily really this defeats battle array comes. However, want a salt is complete to swallow into stomach, can absolutely realize under painful one. Some of determinations , some of have no fruit, hear only one rushed at , merchant contains steadily for a long time oral cavity have deduced still a volcano breaks forth.

Want oil in Ji swab wash is clean, this disaster does not pour merchant to stabilize. He carries 10 swabs to walk 3 Chinas in coming airport stop machine screen, the petrol of recovery after seeks use does use twice, have washed the oil on swab very easily Zi and dirt. Stop machine screen left near one repairs the remained groundwater pool in airport, pond mouth is very little , a person who allows only light the body takes off , merchant stabilizes about near 10, just have swab to rinse is completed. Merchant still calculates steadily go up is works the man who does not reserve tail , have washed swab, he sees the water of pool surface has first floor slightly oil flower, he does not want to pull buttocks to let others rub. Merchant counts the oil flower of water surface steadily with lighter , hears only that the flash back of the entire groundwater pool and sound driven off gushes immediately to the discrepancy mouth of little that, and merchant is being in pond discrepancy mouth steadily right now to keep close to the location of water surface , merchant stabilizes is full head emits green smoke all over the face , fly with subsonic speed pool mouth.

Set late well-known time, whole squadron the absent merchant a person who stabilizes. Nearly is squadron length announces that" dismiss " at the same time, along with one weak weak " report! " merchant steady appearance. The merchant of now stabilizes head, tangle bandage with right hand, right hand still uses bandage additionally to hang neck , its miserable form simply as if in film " fight north and south on many fronts " that fall railway station have broken head have made a discount the head of a delegation " country is military" of right arm. Since being to call the roll to dismiss: " fool! It does not be lived in that a group guards station to guard , you still return from having face! " person creates disturbance at the same time, but Wang Jin Bao not sound does not support merchant loudly to return dormitory steadily.

Story is final, ask the two comrade-in-armses

November 10,2007