Bullshit and ball

( obtuse)

Dong head of a delegation is God's favored one of genuine flight head of a delegation. Dong head of a delegation has two sons. In this 10 years old, the brother of a 7 years old is two, difference biography Cheng the sport hobby of father generation and is quick-witted and intelligent , it is the proud son in person who will does not be high in year to be rated as.

Say the young man of that little point first, his natural gift surpass nearly link the soldier of liberation army of youth adults is hard to be also equal to it. Also having join the army do not be convinced is just meddlesome, twist to let brains , office calculate lets land in want to let him enter Gou, as a result that little young man often so as do not change should 10000 changes , a sentence: " bullshit! You Meng who? " let a class think always clever clever person clever fall on the contrary, one after another by clever mistake to defeat leeward. That little young man also wins the elegant name " Dong bullshit" therefore , just popularity grows increasingly.

Dong the bullshit good appetite of the age of a draught animal is good , eat Ma Ma fragrant, body time stick! Dong bullshit is fat Dun fat Dun, very may person. Dong head of a delegation fears child have put on weight too early have ailment in the future, Dong head of a delegation often worries to bring the nutriments such as the chocolate, foreign pastry and Fruit that returns by oneself from flight kitchen range. Because, no matter Dong how head of a delegation devotes all attention to collect , Dong bullshit can search easily always is thorough and one sweeps is smooth.

The quilt that can be eaten son has stolen and eaten to fall also have dismissed. This Japan, Dong head of a delegation the brininess that lets bodyguard use 500 CC bottled full treatment beriberi in soak liquid to bring go home. Where is depository good? Dong head of a delegation thinks over and over is consuming very much a complication. Is final, Dong head of a delegation has sought one to pack the empty wine box after Maotai , enter brininess bottle stopper box, pad stool again in hide box into door place the ceiling move ceiling of unreliable barrier. However, Dong head of a delegation has miscalculated still, all these look on by bullshit cool detachment to see have to be perfectly clear. Dong the former foot of head of a delegation goes , Dong bullshit rear foot Gu-Dong-Gu-Dong most bottle fills belly.

" bullshit! Does this thing how to

" is not good! Bullshit gives beriberi liquid medicine

Dong head of a delegation

" the result of preliminary check-out is , now,

" bullshit! Do you wash what to wash? That

" your bullshit! Real is air dies

Dong head of a delegation for ball games like when all teams have however made name. Dong the son of elder son of head of a delegation Cheng father is good, no matter basketball, volleyball and football, no matter badminton and table tennis, where have ball, his necessity and ball roll together, just because it is so, soldiers unanimously call " his Dong Qiu ". It is completely deserving that Dong Qiu also thinks.

In army annual touring match, 2 flight brigades have pulled out badminton match first chip, as soon as flying , brigade is basketball champion, our machine affir a squadron continues to hold volleyball gold medal. The closely following final of table tennis goes on between a brigade and our squadron, both sides will when must. Dong Qiu because of father is the cause of pilot, before Dong Qiu takes the initiative , a brigade that goes to be flight makes plan plan. Dong bullshit because of the cause for that Dong Qiu disdains , Dong bullshit comes to with initiative to cheer for a squadron of our machine affir.

At that time man Ping organization final, from the 3 9 5 each victories of team member of both sides. As soon as flying , navigation director Lao Zhao of brigade pats cut directly, " cut master sportsman " open Xie the poetic charm of forest. Lao Zhao when former match is often first to send site, do not measure with his change to first disturb opposite side attack team Yuan hand-type, so that when the match frequency of intermediate frequency of back succeeds and defeats opponent by surprise move. However, our squadron has my this one to bear a strong resemblance to " West Europe cuts machine " Shao rein Er horizontal racket cut player, Lao Zhao fears me always relatively. Will you let the head of Lao Zhao send site? A brigade is still hesitating.

" do not worry! I may seek bullshit

" bullshit! Late elder brother( that brother two for me Ni name) does not say that head has happened , company appear on the stage he is hopeless! Yesterday, late elder brother has sprained right hand skill when changing Tyre for airplane, not letter words you may personally see , his skill goes up stop ache plaster has pasted well some pieces of. " bullshit describes is earnest , do not allow to doubt.

Result is , Lao Zhao with me is at the same time first to happen to appear on the stage, hard struggle 5," cut master sportsman" defeat still when the racket of " cut machine " takes off. It is of with 5 to 4, a brigade that flies bends still regretfully have held second place. On prize-awarding ceremony, my each of team gets a basketball, for each of hand, it is a grain of to obtain volleyball.

Dong Qiu has therefore worried to eye , complains

November 17,2007